lizwilliams | Saturday morning meme

Acquired from

greygirlbeast:

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?

Do what I did the last time I found out I was pregnant.

2. Do you trust your friends?

If I don't, they're not my friends.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?

I'd like to think so, but actually the remaining Khmer regions of Cambodia are doubtful. Also Milton Keynes.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?

I believe in cause and effect. I don't think that everything that happens does so for reasons that are personally deeply meangingful for oneself, as this is quite often an indicator of incipient psychosis.

5. Name one thing you would NOT tolerate in a relationship:

Abuse, for starters.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you?

Some would, some wouldn't.

7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status?

Yes, but they rarely talk to me much after the initial conversation.

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?

No. Although I'd rather not fall in love with anyone else and if I do, I plan to ignore it.

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?

Yes, various people.

10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new guy/girl?

No, I'd probably talk to my friends more.

11. From your friends list, who can you call in the middle of the night if you need to talk?

Quite a number of people but I never do this: too irrational in the middle of the night.

12. What qualities do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?

Intelligence, kindness - the usual list.

13. Fill in the blank. I will NEVER _____.

Eat a cobra's still-beating heart.

14. What are your goals in life?

More of the same, really.

15. What can you tell about a person by kissing them?

What CAN'T you?

16. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding to be?

Quiet and minimally-attended.

17. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If I could only say one thing for the rest of my life, it would probably be 'mmmmghhmmmph!'

18. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would want to see around your bed?

A really good neurosurgeon.

19. How many kids do you want to have?

0

20. Would you make a good parent?

No, I would not.

21. Where was your default pic taken?

In a Gothic pub in London.

22. What is your middle name?

I have 2: Helen Lauretta.

23. Honestly, does your crush like you back?

What crush? Oh wait, he yowled at me when I gave him his catfood this morning. That means he loves me, doesn't it? Doesn't it?

24.What's on your mind right now?

My next novel proposal.

25. Are you musical?

I love it but I'm crap at it.

26. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?

Probably rather too much.