Liz Williams: journal

What I don't appreciate: buying a small box of expensive French chocolates. Being careful to put them out of reach of dog. Hearing whuffling noises, looking up to see tortoiseshell cat's great football face stuck in the box.

I think I have removed Cobweb before she's done too much damage. She's just come to stare accusingly at me. What with Sid strewing little fragments of boiled cabbage across the kitchen, I'm wondering if it's just the horse who has worms.