Gratuitous cat post

This is mainly for desperance, upon whose LJ a similar discussion has recently occurred: I kept meaning to post this, but forgot.

Over Witchfest, I stayed with a friend who has 2 delightful cats. My friend showed me the female cat's basket. 'Look at this,' she said. She lifted up the blanket and underneath it were:

- 2 bath plugs
- a large key
- and a small tube of toothpaste

Puss has also appropriated one of her human's silk shirts, which has never been seen since. Maybe she swapped it for the key.

(This isn't quite as bad as a case encountered by my GP friend, who removed a bath plug from one of her patients, from a place where no bath plug should be. 'Oh,' said the woman, when my friend showed her the offending object (she'd been complaining of a discharge, which shouldn't surprise anyone with a basic knowledge of anatomy). 'I wondered where that had gone.'

How can you possibly forget that you - no, on second thoughts, don't go there).

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