Dept of You Couldn't Make It Up

[lizwilliams]

We are sitting in front of the Racing Channel. Racing at the all-weather track at Wolverhampton has been halted, because of a fox, which has buried something on the track - something that is now believed to be a hedgehog.

So the track is being scoured by severe men in bomber jackets, all searching for a buried hedgehog.

There was footage of the fox, looking furtive, or as furtive as you can be under heavy spotlights and in front of the gaze of several thousand people.