See, that's exactly the problem with this kind of thinking. They don't only land in the States. In fact, the highest sighting of flying saucers in Africa is in Zimbabwe and Cape Town.*
* which is perfectly reasonable. If I was an alien planning an invasion, I'd put my base of operations somewhere remote and otherwise difficult to access - namely, the jungles of Zaire(sory, is it the Republic of Congo this week?). Clearly, the UFOs are based in central Africa and are spotted on their highly-secretive missions to the United States, where they:
1) mutilate cows 2) abduct people for rectal examinations 3) try to get the secret recipes of Coca Cola and KFC**
** Of course, everyone knows that KFC use a 40-years old+ giant chicken mass from which they carve the pieces a little at a time. Fred Pohl knew all about it, and he exposed the conspiracy in The Space Merchants.
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Date: 2006-07-18 01:21 pm (UTC)* which is perfectly reasonable. If I was an alien planning an invasion, I'd put my base of operations somewhere remote and otherwise difficult to access - namely, the jungles of Zaire(sory, is it the Republic of Congo this week?). Clearly, the UFOs are based in central Africa and are spotted on their highly-secretive missions to the United States, where they:
1) mutilate cows
2) abduct people for rectal examinations
3) try to get the secret recipes of Coca Cola and KFC**
** Of course, everyone knows that KFC use a 40-years old+ giant chicken mass from which they carve the pieces a little at a time. Fred Pohl knew all about it, and he exposed the conspiracy in The Space Merchants.