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lizwilliams ([personal profile] lizwilliams) wrote2006-11-19 10:28 am

Barons and biodynamics

We have guests at the moment, my old friend A and her husband. They came down on Friday in order to give a biodynamic treatment to our garden and the orchard. A practices biodynamics, which, effectively, is a kind of plant magic based on the teachings of Rudolf Steiner (you can find out about it here: http://www.biodynamics.com/biodynamics.html).

I reserve judgment about biodynamics: it's one of those things that, like homeopathy, should not work but often does. A handed me a thing that I thought at first was a parsnip, but it's actually a biodynamic carrot: it's about a foot long and not at all woody. Giant vegetables will be us!

The treatment involves stirring a vat of liquid cow shit for an hour and then flicking it over the garden with a paintbrush. I'll let you know how things proceed.

We also went into Glastonbury and met up with Ralph Harvey, one of Britain's most senior witches (he's 78) and an equerry to Prince Michael of Kent. He's also a baron, in his own right, and a practising exorcist. He's a highly entertaining man, who doesn't take himself too seriously, but he does play up to the Old Colonel thing ('I said to the demon, now, look here, old chap, this sort of thing really won't do at all!'). He also tells some terrible jokes. We're planning to do an interview with him for the radio show, which has now been syndicated in the US, I think with some pagan radio station.

[identity profile] purplecthulhu.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
My goodness - you're becoming a media empire! Let's hope you don't get attention from the wrong kind of american (say Jerry Falwell).

Homeopathic gardening.... Hmmm - does that mean you only have to weed a little?

[identity profile] shewhomust.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I came across biodynamics during my mother's flirtation with anthroposophy (influence of husband number 3), which meant I saw mainly the - shall we say "picturesque" side of it (influence of the moon, something to do with ram's horns... oh, I don't remember).

Lately I've been coming across it among wine producers, where it gets referred to as if it were an extreme form of organic practices - but a natural progression.

So I'll be interested to hear how it works out for you ("should not work but often does" sounds familiar!)

[identity profile] purplecthulhu.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a Canadian winery http://www.summerhill.bc.ca/index.php that is not only organic, but stores its wines in a pyramid-shaped cellar to benefit from pyramid power.

You can guess my attitude to this.... but their wines are lovely, so they're clearly doing something right!

[identity profile] mevennen.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
>You can guess my attitude to this.... but their wines are lovely, so they're clearly doing something right!

I'm torn between my 'witchcraft shop owner' hat and my 'philosopher of science' hat. We'll see what results empirically.

[identity profile] purpletigron.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The answer is, of course, that when it works, it's not for the reasons they think! I think most of what works about biodynamics is actually the good soil management of organics.

[identity profile] mevennen.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The rams' horn business is pretty odd. However, A sees it very much as a progression of organics. We're organic anyway, so I'm going to run with this and see what results!

[identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
He also tells some terrible jokes

What, at social occasions or as part of the exorcism process? :-)

[identity profile] mevennen.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
" a god, a ghost and a demon walk into a bar...."

Actually this sounds like one of my stories.